Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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