And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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