Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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