i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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