doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
