i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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