i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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