I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
foreskin is a definite game changer
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The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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I am available for nakedness
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Your penis caused this!
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