sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
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This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
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xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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