I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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