No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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