went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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