is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
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He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
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Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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