Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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