I molested 6 butterflies tonight
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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