dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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