I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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