is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
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so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
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