Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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