I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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