Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
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we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
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my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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