So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
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Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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