Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
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our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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