I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
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I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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