It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
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MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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