these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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