is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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