She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
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I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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