thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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