I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
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We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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