I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
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Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
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I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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