I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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