a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
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Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
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You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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