I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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