I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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