Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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