...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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