if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
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i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
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His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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