I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
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you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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