What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
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We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
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I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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