and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
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Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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