and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
