I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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