im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
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hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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