so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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