HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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