He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Randomize