No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
The Olympian is in my bed
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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