Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
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