nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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