He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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