I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
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An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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