gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
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well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
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I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
ok first of all what the fuck
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