She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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