so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
