shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
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Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
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He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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