yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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