so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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