I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Green mimosas i think yes
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
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I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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