I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
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We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
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If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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