I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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