How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
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Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
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the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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