So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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