yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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